don’t you dare tell me you’ve never lip synced to Popular in your room alone
I’ve never lip synced it.
I sing along.
people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me
when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’
We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”
it is mid fucking september im supposed to be waking up to a cold morning chill and the smell of pumpkin flavored everything and thinking abt what toasty ass sweater im gonna wear not waking up feeling as though satan has been cradling me in between his ass cheeks while hovering in close proximity to the sun obama fix this
Ha! I’ve been waking up to chilly mornings! >:D